Fuck this bullshit. I'm done.
“The more you try to hold on to Aquarius lovers, the more you will feel them slipping like water through your fingers.” From Gary Goldschneider’s Everyday Astrology
It’s a truism that Aquarians like to be friends first. They want to keep things light and stimulating. You could say they move from the outside in, and flee from any sign of being held in love’s embrace. The more sensitive signs should know going in, that Aquarians are fascinating and cool, but not known for that heart-felt kind of depth. It’s good to have clear expectations of what you’re looking for, since the Water Bearer’s ways can be shockingly loose. They are free spirits. And as soon as you’ve established a rapport, they do or say something totally unexpected, to break free from the love hold.
First dates with Aquarians should be fun and not too romantically claustrophobic. They’d rather roam together, or in a group of friends, than go through the usual “getting to know you” questions. Right from the start, you may notice they have short attention spans, following the shiniest thing in the room. They may flirt openly with others, and not think it’s a big deal. If the electricity is there between you, though, that’s a good start.
Another quirk of Aquarius is their ability to vanish into thin air. They defy the usual beginning of the relationship courtesies, and call when and if they want to. They don’t stand on convention, and if you call them on it, they’ll likely be offended. They follow their own sense of timing, which may mean long periods where they are MIA, followed by rapid-fire texting and emails. They may want to urgently get together, but then seem indifferent.
Part of loving Aquarius is accepting their unusual relationship to time. They may be late for a date, because they lost track of time. Or they may make a surprise visit to your workplace that breaks all taboos.
They demand privacy, and they’re usually respectful of your privacy as well. But remember that just because Aquarius doesn’t tell you they’re seeing other people, doesn’t mean it’s not happening.
Some Do’s for Dating Aquarius:
- Share your breakthroughs.
- Be dazzling.
- Revel in your friendships.
- Reveal your own fringy, nutty side.
- Be a little kinky and experimental.
- Show compassion for everyone equally.
- Be passionate about your causes.
- Laugh at their humor.
- Stay flexible about the schedule.
- Be clear about your own emotional needs.
- Be honest about your values (especially about monogamy).
- Be shocking in bed.
- Be full of surprises.
Dont’s For Dating Aquarius:
- Don’t judge their strangeness.
- Don’t get too sentimental with words of endearment.
- Don’t make assumptions about where you stand in the relationship.
- Don’t assume they are monogamous.
- Don’t judge them by how they look.
- Don’t try to win their sympathy.
- Don’t try to provoke them into an argument.
- Don’t show arrogance toward wait staff or any others in a service position.
- Don’t make labeling comments (racist, homophobic, etc.).
Am I the only person on the planet who doesn’t give a single fuck about Beyoncé?
Aries + Scorpio
Taurus + Sagittarius
Gemini + Pisces
Cancer + Aquarius
Leo + Libra
Virgo + Capricorn
I wonder if there’s something that I’d be an absolute prodigy with, that I haven’t yet tried.
Based off a picture I saw over the summer, been meaning to do this since then. Almost safe pose, just drawn in my style and different categories added in.
Will try to make a series of pets to go with this. I have one other sketched out so far.
Reading “I received this product free in exchange for an unbiased review” instantly makes me think the review is biased and hence ignore it.
When I was in high school they separated us into two groups one day: boys and girls. They asked us to list what makes the perfect boyfriend and asked the boys to list what makes the perfect girlfriend. My group listed things that were non-physical. Ex. Smart, kind, on time, hard working, understanding, etc. The boys, however, listed other things. Ex. Big boobs, butt, blonde hair, etc. I’m not saying that girls are better than boys, but maybe that girls are more mature and understanding of what makes a good relationship with someone earlier than most boys. To their credit they did list “funny” as one of their perfect girlfriend requirements.